hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(Source: cantankerouscrab)

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

Right now is when I really start to get The Irony Of Choking on a Lifesaver because he came back into my life once again just when I was starting to really get over you and then you come back wanting another chance and make me feel everything I haven’t felt in the last few months and I just hate how you think a few sorrys will fix it all but I don’t think it will…. and I have no clue what to do and just… FUCK!!!! :/

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public

we’re just like

YOU ARE FAN

I AM FAN

FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN

welcomebentothestage:

lets face it we all just wanna be a merch girl or adam elmakias 

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

shigaretto:

i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

unimpressed2chainz:

male privilege is those long ass eyelashes you don’t even need 

grrlghost:

i hate the phrase boys will be boys like having a dick is some excuse for being a shitty human being just no

juilan:

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

I’m gonna fucking murder you

petewentzturnedmikeywayscene:

if you are actually shitty enough to make fun of someone’s social anxiety, or any mental illness in general, or tell them they’re lying and that they are perfectly fine while they sit there shaking and trying not to cry because they don’t know how to handle a situation, I most likely hate you and you should just get the fuck out.

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying